As we peer down the barrel of this week, the cosmic waves continue rolling in thick and deep and fast. Their power and beauty is cataclysmic in its execution of our new natural state. The evolution is here, darklings. This is more than a chorus. It is a no holds barred imperative.

Let's just get one thing straight and take the bleating right out of it. April is a pressure cooker designed to get you hot under the collar.